is it pizza time already

NO it was veggie burger and fries time at Red Robin, now it is fast-computer time and seeing home again time

Tomorrow is cosplay prep and pizza time

I’m home safely!! I’M SO GLAD TO BE HOME!!!

There’s a long commercial for Portland on the airport TV here and I’m just sitting here smiling proudly/stupidly at the television like “Ah yes, my town”.

katyissuperawesome:

deathpoolquinn:

horrible-historian:

I JUST CHOKED ON MY OWN SALIVA
ahahahahaha

it makes it even funnier when you see that’s the Ultimate Spiderman’s Coulson
I mean…

Seriously…


seriously if you don’t already watch Ultimate Spiderman you musteven if it’s just for how ridiculous a fanboy Coulson isplus Coulson is actually voiced by Clark Gregg

katyissuperawesome:

deathpoolquinn:

horrible-historian:

I JUST CHOKED ON MY OWN SALIVA

ahahahahaha

it makes it even funnier when you see that’s the Ultimate Spiderman’s Coulson

I mean…

Seriously…

seriously if you don’t already watch Ultimate Spiderman you must

even if it’s just for how ridiculous a fanboy Coulson is

plus Coulson is actually voiced by Clark Gregg

(via technicolorstars)

nuhhvahhduhh:

hawk-and-handsaw:

i’M CRYING somOME CROtHETED THIs snail a SWEATER. A HAT.A SHELL WARMER. THEY SpeNT TIME and ENERGY and made this snAIL A SWEATERHATSHELLWARMER out of th eKINDNESS OF THEIR HEARTS what thE FUCK IT FITS PERFECTLY theY PROBABLY MADE IT WHILE MAKING SOMETHING ELSE AND THEN THEY SAW A SNAIL AND WERE LIKE “HEY LITTLE BUD IM MAKIN SOMETHIN JUST FOR YOOO’ and they finiished it before they snail could get awaybecause it’s a SNAIL AND IT CANt move that faast and OH FUCK IM CRYING I HOPE YOURE STILL OUT THERE AND HAPPY SNAIL

🌸my blog will make you happy🌸

nuhhvahhduhh:

hawk-and-handsaw:

i’M CRYING somOME CROtHETED THIs snail a SWEATER. A HAT.A SHELL WARMER. THEY SpeNT TIME and ENERGY and made this snAIL A SWEATERHATSHELLWARMER out of th eKINDNESS OF THEIR HEARTS what thE FUCK IT FITS PERFECTLY theY PROBABLY MADE IT WHILE MAKING SOMETHING ELSE AND THEN THEY SAW A SNAIL AND WERE LIKE “HEY LITTLE BUD IM MAKIN SOMETHIN JUST FOR YOOO’ and they finiished it before they snail could get awaybecause it’s a SNAIL AND IT CANt move that faast and OH FUCK IM CRYING I HOPE YOURE STILL OUT THERE AND HAPPY SNAIL

🌸my blog will make you happy🌸

(via derpinainreallife)

I’ve got seven minutes before I go offline until I’m back in the US

princesslibrarian:

you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk

(via toxypoxypirates)

distantattraction:

there’s this very strange idea floating around tumblr right now that just because something is satire means it’s exempt from criticism and that just isn’t the case

poorly-executed satire exists

in the way that any activist statement is harmful if it throws another oppressed group under the bus to promote a minority, if the punchline of a joke is another oppressed group, then you fucked up

Missed a couple of days, here’s more freemance

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asongstress:

timelordparadise:

feeblethekey:

whateverdoubleloserr:

chicagno:

RULES OF FASHION

  1. you think it’s pretty?
  2. wear it

okay but idk how i’m gonna wear you.

Oh you smooth fuck

you obviously haven’t read silence of the lambs

This went to a great place. 

(via riotpurl)

paracartography:

thepredatorblog:

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK AM I LOOKING AT 

We observed this slow-moving, land-bound gastropod with an excess of storage capacity, and we improved it to be more efficient and better-adapted to a modern environment. We hope that you enjoy Snail 2.0.

paracartography:

thepredatorblog:

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK AM I LOOKING AT 

We observed this slow-moving, land-bound gastropod with an excess of storage capacity, and we improved it to be more efficient and better-adapted to a modern environment. We hope that you enjoy Snail 2.0.

(via toxypoxypirates)

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